Your Homelab Deserves Better
If you run a homelab, you know the drill. You spend your weekends debugging Docker containers, monitoring Proxmox nodes, and praying your ZFS pool doesn't degrade at 2 AM.
RealGeeky changes that.
We're building AI agents purpose-built for homelab infrastructure. Not generic monitoring dashboards. Not another Grafana plugin. Actual agents that understand your stack and take action.
What's Coming
- Watchdog Agent — Real-time monitoring with predictive alerts. Knows when your disk is about to fill up before it does.
- Healer Agent — Auto-restarts crashed containers, clears disk space, and runs safe remediation playbooks.
- Optimizer Agent — Rebalances workloads, right-sizes resources, and cuts energy waste.
- Sentinel Agent — CVE scanning, firewall auditing, and unauthorized access detection.
Privacy First
Every agent runs locally on your hardware. No cloud telemetry. No phone-home. No third-party data processing. Your homelab stays yours.
Stay Tuned
We're in early development. If you want to be among the first to try RealGeeky, drop us a line at hello@pearlstreetventures.com.
The future of homelab management is autonomous. Welcome aboard.